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Looks like Tom Leykis and FHM Magazine are not the only ones who find Sex and the City actress, Sarah Jessica Parker to be just a little Fug.  SarahJessicaParkerLooksLikeAHorse.com has a ton of comparison photos to the actess with various horses.  The site calls Parker and “aging self proclaimed fashionista” and many of the horse and Parker photos are dead on. 

Sarah Jessic was nominated as FHM’s most un-sexy woman last year and she won the honors this year.  Sucks to be her …



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Sarah Jessica aParker had the unfortunate honor of being named the unsexiest woman Alive by Maxim Magazine.  The Tom Leykis show took it a step further by asking his listeners to call in their picks for least sexy female.  These were some of the nominees.  Drumroll please …

1. Sarah Jessica Parker
2.  Amy Winehouse
3.  Sandra Oh
4.  Madonna
5.  Britney Spears

These were some of Tom’s and the caller’s picks:

Jennifer Aniston, Lucy Lui,  Julia Roberts, Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas, Tina Fey, Pink, Rene Zellwegger, Courtney Cox, Tyra Banks and Rene Russo.

Who would you guys vote as the unsexiest woman alive?

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Top 25 Talk-Radio Hosts

Rush Limbaugh is more than America’s most widely listened-to talk-radio host (”the most listened-to radio host on the planet,” he likes to say). He is also the father of the current era of talk radio, and an influential player on America’s political scene. NewsMax Top 25 Radio Hosts rates Rush Limbaugh as America’s most influential in America.

Bill O’Reilly has established himself as one of the nation’s top media personalities. O’Reilly’s influence and power derive from being able to throw a double punch — the most-watched cable TV host and a widely syndicated radio host. His twist: He covers world events from a working-class populist perspective. Every week he finds occasions to agree with something a prominent Democratic politician has said, although O’Reilly has also remarked that “the Democratic Party has been hijacked by the far left.” NewsMax Top 25 Radio Hosts rates Bill O’Reilly as America’s second most influential in America.

Don Imus is the most curmudgeonly of America’s major talk hosts. Although slightly liberal, Imus’s sharp tongue slashes Republican and Democratic politicians alike. Imus’ unvarnished candor attracts an upscale, urbane audience, which in turn makes big-name polls and savvy writers (or as he calls them, “lying, thieving politicians or liberal weenie pundits”) eager to face his fire as guests. His program is the must-listen-to morning show for movers and shakers. NewsMax Top 25 Radio Hosts rates Don Imus as America’s third most influential in America.

Michael Savage is individualistic, iconoclastic, and eclectic; a passionate populist who sometimes sounds like a shock jock. Savage wrote: “Those who listen to me say they hear a bit of Plato, Henry Miller, Jack Kerouac, Moses, Jesus, and Frankenstein.” NewsMax 25 Top Radio Hosts rates Michael Savage as America’s fourth most influential in America.

Sean Hannity is a talk host with a pugilistic demeanor who polarizes issues into contests between good guys in white hats and bad guys in black. Hannity’s passion and energy make him a powerful and attractive cheerleader for conservative listeners seeking certitude, emotional catharsis, and a gladiatorial champion for their political beliefs. NewsMax Top 25 Radio Hosts rates Sean Hannity as America’s fifth most influential in America.

Laura Ingraham is a brilliant, still-rising star whose insider knowledge of government, droll humor, and feisty, fervent conservatism attract more listeners every day to the syndicated radio show she began in 2001. Ingraham speaks from her heart when she says of liberal elitists: “They think you’re stupid. They think all freedom-loving Americans are stupid. They think patriotism is stupid. They think church-going is stupid.” NewsMax Top 25 Radio Hosts rates Laura Ingraham as America’s sixth most influential in America.

Glenn Beck’s relentless good humor can make important topics seem less urgent, he offers a welcome return to an era of civility. Independent-minded Beck is a gentle man who continues to grow as a radio giant. “I hope people feel goodness from my show,” he says, “and accepts me for who I am, flaws and all.” NewsMax Top 25 Radio Hosts rates Glenn Beck as America’s seventh most influential in America.

Dr. Laura Schlesinger is seen as a cultural and political talk host because she — sin of sins — judgmentally asserts that some politically correct behaviors are wrong. Dr. Laura is an anchor of firm values in a society morally adrift, and millions tune to her for personal moral rearmament. NewsMax Top 25 Radio Hosts rates Dr. Laura Schlesinger as America’s eighth most influential in America.

Neil Boortz, “the talk master,” is America’s most popular Libertarian talk-show host. Boortz advocates smaller government and more individual liberty. NewsMax Top 25 Radio Hosts rates Neil Boortz as America’s ninth most influential in America.

Al Franken, the brightest star of Air America Radio, is the left’s latest attempt to create its own Limbaugh, a master of commingling comedy with serious issues. NewsMax Top 25 Radio Hosts rates Al Franken as America’s tenth most influential in America.

Mike Gallagher a talk host in the Hannity style who sees right vs. left as right vs. wrong has said, “Our country is battling for her very soul, for patriotism, Judeo-Christian morals, and strong families. Liberal lunatics have surrounded us with their agenda-driven ideology. It’s time to fight back.” NewsMax Top 25 Radio Hosts rates Mike Gallagher as America’s 11th most influential in America.

Erich “Mancow” Muller is known for his wild behavior. His show features a large cast of characters, adolescent pranks, and a “Drunk Chick Friday” segment. He is very popular for the younger generation of listeners. NewsMax Top 25 Radio Hosts rates Mancow as America’s 12th most influential in America.

Howard Stern, the self-proclaimed “king of all media,” is a talk-radio superstar whose audience once rivaled Limbaugh’s. In 2006, he became the biggest player in direct satellite radio, and, through a $500 plus million deal, the highest paid talk host in the world. He has been called the “the most innovative and high-profile talk host in the business” by Talkers Magazine. NewsMax Top 25 Radio Hosts rates Howard Stern as America’s 13th most influential in America.

Bill Bennett Bennett’s radio show, Morning in America, was launched in April 2004. On the air he often exhibits the patience and certitude of a priest. For Bennett, “The greatest thing about getting up each morning is that I can engage in a conversation with the American people, something I’ve tried to do for as long as I can remember.” NewsMax Top 25 Radio Hosts rates Bill Bennett as America’s 14th most influential in America.

Opie & Anthony epitomize radio’s new “cringe” shock jocks, who are always driven to top themselves. NewsMax Top 25 Radio Hosts rates Opie and Anthony as America’s 15th most influential in America.

Ed Schultz a converted “moderate” Republican is now a “progressive liberal.” Schultz describes himself as a “gun-totin’, red meat-eatin’ lefty” out to slay the “right-wing radio dragon.” NewsMax Top 25 Radio Hosts rates Ed Schultz as America’s 16th most influential in America.

Michael Medved the bright and intellectual self-described “cultural crusader on politics and culture” has always enjoyed debating politics. As he told NewsMax, “I love talk radio because this medium is about ideas and argument.” NewsMax Top 25 Radio Hosts rates Michael Medved as America’s 17th most influential in America.

Randi Rhodes is the main “hit man” at Air America Radio, the liberal network launched in 2004 as a partisan ally of the Democratic Party. She wears a button that says “NPR [National Public Radio] Is Nice, I’m Not.” She has been described as, “a chain-smoking bottle blonde … [who] is part Joan Rivers, part shock jock Howard Stern, part Saturday Night Lives’ ‘Coffee Talk’ lady. But mostly, she’s her rude, crude, loud, brazen, gleefully scatological self,” by the Miami Herald. NewsMax Top 25 Radio Hosts rates Randi Rhodes as America’s 18th most influential in America.

Jim Bohannon describes himself as “a militant moderate”. A soft-edged liberal, Bohannon’s nighttime show features calm, sometimes narcoleptic conversation with a wide range of topics, guests, and points of view. NewsMax Top 25 Radio Hosts rates Jim Bohannon as America’s 18th most influential in America.

G. Gordon Liddy has brought unique insights about government and the world to more than a million talk-radio listeners. NewsMax Top 25 Radio Hosts rates G. Gordon Liddy as America’s 20th most influential in America.

Diane Rehm is one of the more moderate voices empowered by taxpayer-supported NPR. Her underlying worldview and tone is “eat your broccoli . . . we know best” paternalistic liberalism. She interviews more liberals than conservatives, but welcomes a wide variety of politicians, policy-makers, intellectuals, artists, and authors. She says, “It’s crucial we hear not only the voices of policy-makers and experts, but that everyone has a chance to offer their opinions . . .” NewsMax Top 25 Radio Hosts rates Diane Rehm as America’s 21st most influential in America.

Larry Elder is America’s pre-eminent libertarian-conservative African-American radio talk show host. He advocates reducing government by 80 percent, abolishing government public schools, and slashing taxes. He coined the term “Victicrat” to describe those who seek political power by claiming to represent victims of racism or poverty. NewsMax Top 25 Radio Hosts rates Larry Elder as America’s 22nd most influential in America.

Michael Reagan’s radio show is a forum where Republican voices and conservative values come together. NewsMax Top 25 Radio Hosts rates Michael Reagan as America’s 23rd most influential in America.

Tammy Bruce is living with one foot at each end of the political spectrum, she has both conservative and liberal critics. But her feisty, courageous, independent-minded approach to issues and her intelligence and humor have won her a large and loyal audience. She describes herself as “a pro-choice, gun-owning, pro-death penalty, openly gay, voted-for-President-Reagan progressive feminist Democrat” and as “half Italian, half Irish, and half troublemaker.” NewsMax Top 25 Radio Hosts rates Tammy Bruce as America’s 24th most influential in America.

Tom Leykis, the poor man’s Howard Stern, used to focus on politics and boasted that his was the only radio show “not hosted by a right-wing wacko or a convicted felon.” NewsMax Top 25 Radio Hosts rates Tom Leykis as America’s 25th most influential in America.

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If you are a Leykis listener, then you more than likely heard the drama that went down at this year’s FM Think Tank between Tom Leykis and Whitman.  (Sorry, I don’t know know Whitman’s first name ). 

NEway, this whole thing goes back to almost a year ago when Whitman suddenly started doing his Tom Leykis impression regularly on the air.  I have to say that he went so far to do the impresion on one show that most of the listeners thought it was Tom. I was one of those listeners on that particular day. The voice sounded ever so slightly off, but he was speaking in the voice for so long and taking calls in the voice that most thought it was indeed Tom Leykis.  The following day, Tom received so many calls about the show that got a little pissed.  And rightfully so.  Tom’s whole point is this:  If Whitman is getting paid so many amounts of thousands of dollars to do his own show, then he should have his own material.

The entire subject came up again at the Think Tank and I’m not sure if it’s an act, but is Whitman 12?  He pouted like a little girl and stamped his feet because he couldn’t waste 4 hours of precious radio air time doing a Tom Leykis voice that we already heard from the real deal before his show.  Grow up Whitman.


Leykis 101 Rules

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  • $40.00 Limit - Never spend then $40 no a date.
  • 3 Dates Rule - Stop seeing the girl if you do not get laid after the third date.
  • No Means No - If she says no then, STOP, get your stuff, and leave.
  • Single Mothers - Never date single mothers.
  • Tabasco Sauce - After having sex pour Tabasco sauce into the used condom.
  • Co-worker Relationships - Never date a co-worker.
  • Approaching Women in Groups - Never approach a woman in a club that’s surrounded by her girlfriends.
  • Sex To Go - No spooning, cuddling, and or staying over after sex.
  • Relationships - Do not get into a serious relationship before the age of 25.
  • Weekend Dates - Do not go out on weekend dates unless you are guaranteed sex.
  • Cell Phone Dates - If your dates cell phone rings during the date then immediately leave.
  • Women in Bars - Sit at a bar alone and do not talk to any women. 
  • After Hours Homely Pickings - The fugly women are the last one’s to get picked up.
  • Birth Control - Regardless of what a woman says always use birth control.
  • No Gifts - No gifts are ever given to booty calls and women you are dating.
  • Beverage Consumption - Buy Hard Alcohol over Beer.
  • Types of Dates - Avoid lunch and or coffee dates.
  • Jerks and Assholes - If women think you are a jerk, then your doing something right.
  • Master Filibusters - Do directly from the bar the bedroom.
  • Eating Before Dates - Have a hearty meal before a date. 
  • You Choose the date - You choose what to do on the date.
  • Income and Women - The amount of income you have often determines the type of women you get.
  • Male Friends - All her male friends want to have sex with her.
  • No Sex At Your House - Never bring a woman home for sex. 
  • No Compliments - Never compliment a woman.
  • Easily Replaceable - Have her know that if she does not put out then you will get it else where.
  • Holidays - Break up with your women during those money sucking holiday seasons.
  • Change is not Inevitable - Do not change who you are just for a woman.
  • Prepare your Identity - Be the doctor she wants or the million she’s looking for.
  • Power Before Kids and Marriage - Men have the most power before kids and a family.
  • Paternity Test - Always get a paternity test no matter how sure you are that it is your child.
  • No DNA Donation - Never help a women you have no intention of marring have kids.
  • Women Are Dream Killers - They want to reach their dreams and stop yours.
  • Ultimatum, Run - If a women gives you an ultimatum then run and don’t look back.
  • Giving and Getting Phone Numbers - Give your number out to as many women as possible.
  • Women on Vacation - Your women’s on vacation and she maybe sleeping with other guys.
  • Don’t Move In With Girlfriend - Do not move in with your girlfriend.
  • Don’t Call Her Back - Don’t call her back after the date.


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    If you are a regular listener of the Tom Leykis show, then you aleady know Tom is a big fan of wine and wine tastings.

    Wine is undeniably a big part of Leykis’ life. “This is my epicenter,” he says, standing in front of the custom refrigerator that holds the bulk of his collection. Though he now loves cabernet sauvignon above all other grapes, he started out with something very different. “I drank Freixenet,” he says, referring to the inexpensive Spanish cava, or bubbly. “My drug of entry, if you will, was sparkling wine. Hopes, dreams and aspirations have a lot to do with the kinds of wines people like. And I started with sparkling wine because I believed champagne was almost an entry way to affluence.”

    Of course the fact that this show was picked up most certainly has to do with that “Sideways” movie. I recently heard that white wine sales are up because of this movie (officially confirming that people are sheep). Fortunately my man Tom preferes a nice California Cabernet…my favorite.






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